Hilarious - James Duthie

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- Forget the Glow-Puck. What we need is the Glow Puckbunny. Whenever Elisha Cuthbert is present in an NHL arena, she will automatically illuminate so as to be easily located by television cameras -- and young defencemen. If some sort of chip has to be installed to make this technology work, I volunteer.

- Install an invisible electric fence surrounding the goal crease. It's simple keep-dog-in-yard technology. When, for example, Tomas Holmstrom's large booty makes contact with the crease, he will receive a brief, yet painful shock. If this fails to deter the crease intruder (knowing Holmstrom, he may actually enjoy it), the linesmen will have the authority to shoot him in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. This was suggested by Marty in Dallas. Thanks for your e-mail, Marty.

- Hockey needs more villains. How about darkening the video review booth so the NHL officials look sinister and evil like the banker from Deal or No Deal! Hey, wait, why not just scrap video review and decide close calls by playing "Goal or No Goal!" If there is a way to work scantily clad models with briefcases into the National Hockey League, it should be explored by the competition committee.

- Players should wear mini-cameras on their heads. Who wouldn't get a kick out of seeing Sidney Crosby's vantage point on a breakaway? Or Chris Osgood's view of a slap shot from the point? Or having Sean Avery look directly into your eyes and say nasty things about your mother. Well, actually it would be some other player's mother, but it would feel like your mother. And that's ... kinda ... neat?

Note: the Head-Cam would not be as effective on Zdeno Chara, as all you would see would be people in the seventh row.

Hey, wait! Let's leave the head-cams on to get a taste of a player's life off the ice. This could be entertaining and revealing.

Especially when they go on dates with Elisha Cuthbert.

Oh wow, that's gold!

Hilarious!

James Duthie is already my favorite hockey personality, this just adds to it!

another hilarious guy to check out during the season is Ian Mendes over at Sportsnet. His blogs are fantastic.

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Hilarious!

James Duthie is already my favorite hockey personality, this just adds to it!

Were you watching the San Jose- Dallas game 6? After each period that one sportscenter highlights guy would come in the recap the night's events, and everything out of Duthie's mouth in regards to the highlight guy was sheer comedy brilliance.

Honestly. Duthie's pretty awesome.

I think it was Duthie and Jay Onrait who were going at each other.

Onrait's got a weird, but hilarious sense of humour.

Onrait is also pretty awesome, although his humour is very dark. Kinda creepy at times. I remember his free agency blog and his trade deadline blogs. Some gold in there.

But I looked trough the TSN talent page and it was most definitely Bryan Mudryk. He looked so awkward up there taking all that innuendo.

I gotta give some kudos here to Mike Toth on Sportsnet. He'll just come out of nowhere with a hilarious but totally wry line where you'd go 'what the bleep was that' and only then realize it was actually totally hilarious.

Then again, i did grow up on a diet of Monty Python, the Muppet Show, and the Jeffersons, so my sense of humor is really warped ...

Ha, ha, that reminds me of when Toth worked for TSN.

He was doing the highlights of an Avalanche game and Francois Leroux had scored.

Toth called it like "Sacre blue, it's Francois Leroux!"