mister_mcgoo (User)
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Posted: [ 4 Months, 1 Week ago ]
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great article Angus, definitely some food for thought...I think you hit it on the head with Satan. If he's paired with top talent like Crosby or Malkin he will elevate his game and won't suffer from the malaise that has plagued him recently in an Islanders jersey. incidentally, a humorous aside to this is that I wanted to read up more on Satan signing with the Pens to see what the local media was saying about it. I googled 'Satan Penguins' and got all these results for a Swedish death _meta_l band named Satan's Penguins! Sentium, if you're reading this please tell me you're a huge fan  I'll leave you all with the lyrics from their hit song "Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)": Trained by the ultimate masters Possessing all the skills Nuclear radiation from hell Turned them into savage beasts Beaks of the sharpest steel Chainsaw blades instead of wings Fear their tremendous rage In the night they are running amok Staining their steel with blood Using the ancient arts And melting humans with nuclear farts There is no point praying to god Because he is already dead Buried deep in penguin shit Slowly turning to dust god I love the internet! |
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Right Place, Right Time
Posted: [ 4 Months, 1 Week ago ]
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What. The. Fuck. "Using the ancient arts And melting humans with nuclear farts" That's high class poetry right there  _meta_l isn't really my scene, but you can find an obscure _meta_l band in pretty much every nook and cranny of Scandinavia (except Denmark, they're wusses). I read through some of the other lyrics. Either it's nothing but a joke band, or they're serious AND taking some heavy drugs. Great find, mcgoo |
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Right Place, Right Time
Posted: [ 4 Months, 1 Week ago ]
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Definitely a good finding mcgoo!!! This can't be a serious band??
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Right Place, Right Time
Posted: [ 4 Months, 1 Week ago ]
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haha, awesome find their mcgoo. mutant ninja penguins!! haha
that kind of song/band is definitely a legitimate sub-genre of _meta_l. there is a band from vancouver called "three inches of blood"... besides being an awesome live show, they have a song called "destroy the orcs"
slay the orcs!
kill the orcs!
destroy the orcs!!!!
haha
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