New Dynasty League Name?

Hey guys,

I thought I'd kick off a new thread where we could post our thoughts on naming this crazy project we've undertaken.

I'd like it to be an acroynym, but it doesn't have to be.

Hockey's Ultimate Relegation League (HURL)

Comish's Ultimate Relegation League (CURL)

Comish's Relegation Ultimate NHL Cap Hockey (CRUNCH Dynasty League)

Comish’s Relegation and Ultimate Eternal League (CRUEL Dynasty)

Here’s one that is intriguing to me:

Totally Incredible Extreme Relegation Series of
Hockey's Eternal Lifetime League (3 TIERS of HELL)


Name the tiers/divisions:

Heaven…Penthouse Sweet…Top of the World…The Blessed…Spongeworthy

Stuck in the Middle with You… Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie…Door Number 2 …Second Chance(s)…Average at Best…Yada Yada Yada

Hell…Basement…Sewer…Swamp…Purgatory…Living on the Edge…Death Row…The Doomed…Serenity Now

I'm also open to suggestions. Have fun guys.