great article Angus, definitely some food for thought...I think you hit it on the head with Satan. If he's paired with top talent like Crosby or Malkin he will elevate his game and won't suffer from the malaise that has plagued him recently in an Islanders jersey.
incidentally, a humorous aside to this is that I wanted to read up more on Satan signing with the Pens to see what the local media was saying about it. I googled 'Satan Penguins' and got all these results for a Swedish death _meta_l band named Satan's Penguins! Sentium, if you're reading this please tell me you're a huge fan
I'll leave you all with the lyrics from their hit song "Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)":
Trained by the ultimate masters
Possessing all the skills
Nuclear radiation from hell
Turned them into savage beasts
Beaks of the sharpest steel
Chainsaw blades instead of wings
Fear their tremendous rage
In the night they are running amok
Staining their steel with blood
Using the ancient arts
And melting humans with nuclear farts
There is no point praying to god
Because he is already dead
Buried deep in penguin shit
Slowly turning to dust
god I love the internet!
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