Dobber's Band-Aid Boys

Here it is, the long awaited list. You've heard me talk about 'em. You've often wondered if I just pull them out of a hat (or perhaps, a certain oriface in my body). Nope. I get 'em off this list.

The rule of thumb - if you ever manage to acquire, accidentally or otherwise - a member of the executive committee or a certified band-aid boy, get them off your team immediately. Not worth the headache (no pun intended). If you acquire a band-aid boy trainee, then keeping this player is acceptable...but just be cautious. It is possible to go from "certified" back to "trainee", or from "trainee" right off of this list. To do that, the player would need to play 79 games or more in a season (in the future...because the past does not matter in pools).

Band-Aid Boy Hall of Fame

Mario Lemieux  

Alexei Zhamnov

Eric Daze

Ziggy Palffy 

Eric Lindros