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Dobber's Band-Aid Boys

Written by Darryl Dobbs   
Thursday, 01 March 2007

 

 

 Connolly

 

 

Here it is, the long awaited list. You've heard me talk about 'em. You've often wondered if I just pull them out of a hat (or perhaps, a certain oriface in my body). Nope. I get 'em off this list.

 

 

The rule of thumb - if you ever manage to acquire, accidentally or otherwise - a member of the executive committee or a certified band-aid boy, get them off your team immediately. Not worth the headache (no pun intended). If you acquire a band-aid boy trainee, then keeping this player is acceptable...but just be cautious. It is possible to go from "certified" back to "trainee", or from "trainee" right off of this list. To do that, the player would need to play 79 games or more in a season (in the future...because the past does not matter in pools).

 

 

Dobber's Band-Aid

 

 

Executive

President, CEO - Peter Forsberg
Vice President, headcase operations - Tim Connolly
Vice President, knee operations - Martin Havlat
Secretary of Groins - Marian Gaborik
Band-Aid Treasurer - Rick DiPietro



Band-Aid Boy Hall of Fame

 

Mario Lemieux  

Alexei Zhamnov

Eric Daze

Ziggy Palffy 

Eric Lindros 

 Dominik Hasek

 

Certified Band-Aid Boys

 

 

Nik Antropov
Derek Armstrong
Adrian Aucoin
Bryan Berard
Todd Bertuzzi
Philippe
Boucher
Rene
Bourque
Derrick
Brassard
Dan Cloutier
Carlo Colaiacovo
Erik Cole
Pavol Demitra
Patrick Eaves
Eric Fehr
Mike Fisher
Johan
Franzen
Dan Fritsche
Simon Gagne
Jochen Hecht
Ed Jovanovski
Nik Kronwall
Pascal Leclaire
David Legwand
Jere Lehtinen
Kari Lehtonen
Jordan Leopold
Fredrik
Modin
Glen Murray
Owen
Nolan
Brian Pothier
Wade Redden
Gary Roberts
Tuomo Ruutu
Sami Salo
Mikael Samuelsson
Curtis Sanford
Mathieu Schneider
Alexander
Semin
Sheldon Souray
Jason Spezza
Marco Sturm
Steve Sullivan
Marek Svatos
Raffi
Torres
Darcy Tucker
Joni Pitkanen
Mike
Van Ryn
Scott Walker
Stephen Weiss
Kyle Wellwood
Justin
Williams
Richard Zednik

 

 

Band-Aid Boy Trainees

 

 

Maxim Afinogenov
Jason Arnott
Sean Avery
P.J. Axelsson
KeithBallard
Patrice  Bergeron
Kevin Bieksa
Michael Cammalleri
Ryane Clowe
Mike Comrie
Ryan Craig
Scott Hartnell
Ales
Hemsky
Tomas
Holmstrom
Frantisek Kaberle
Rostislav Klesla
Mike Knuble
Chuck Kobasew
Mikko Koivu
Saku Koivu
Ales Kotalik
Brian
McCabe
Brenden Morrow
Ladislav Nagy
Rick Nash
Rob Niedermayer
Rostislav Olesz
Petr Prucha
Mike  Richards
Sergei Samsonov
Ryan Smyth
Jaroslav Spacek
Paul
Stastny
Anthony Stewart
Cory Stillman
Jozef Stumpel
Alex
Tanguay
Keith Tkachuk
Tomas Vokoun
Doug Weight
Todd White
Ray Whitney
Henrik Zetterberg
Nikolai Zherdev
Sergei Zubov
Dainius Zubrus

 

Last Updated ( Monday, 15 June 2009 ) (3 comments)
 
Comments:
ricknashsucks
Posts: 670
[2009-06-24 17:11:21][Quote][Reply]
Upshall not on this list?
Dobber
Posts: 5937
[2009-06-15 22:37:56][Quote][Reply]
good call
Randallizer
Posts: 18
[2009-03-20 06:47:33][Quote][Reply]
Shouldn't Tomas Holmstrom be at least on the training list? Second year in the row he will not play more than 60 gms. And when I look at his stats from 1996 onwards there was only 2 seasons where he played 79 games or more. My 2 cents worth